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The Horner Theory of the Months: September
by Chris on Sep.13, 2009, under Chris, Uncategorized
Fast Tube by Casper">September Song – Walter Huston
The Horner Theory of the Months – Revisited
This is the month that in some ways makes me most uneasy. It’s the ‘bridge’ month between Summer and Autumn – it has a dying fall – the equivalent of the month of March, which takes us out of winter into Spring.
Not Summer anymore, dying into the colder weather and longer nights, without Summer’s luxury or Autumn’s beauty. Ah well – at least we’re not shepherding sheep on a windy hillside. Avoid all work that involves heavy lifting or being outside in all weathers.
Westerne wind bloweth sore,
That nowe is in his chiefe souereigntee,
Beating the withered leafe from the tree.
Sitte we downe here under the hill:
Tho may we talke, and tellen our fill,
And make a mocke at the blustring blast.
Now say on Diggon, what euer thou hast.
Z and I: A True Story
by Chris on Aug.12, 2009, under Chris, photography, psychoanalysis
Earlier this summer I was making my way home on the Piccadilly line, reading something by Zizek. I got off at Russell Square, thinking about some dialectical reversal or dirty joke of his I’d just read, and picturing the man himself, baggy T-shirt, beard etc.
Leaving the tube, I cut through the little lane that connects Bernard Street to Guilford street, looked up and saw: Zizek, in baggy T shirt etc, stood outside the President hotel, waving goodbye to someone in a car. I’d gone from reading, thinking about and now suddenly encountering him in the street.
So, Lacanians: we have the Symbolic (reading his stuff), the Imaginary (me picturing him as I’d seen him last on youtube or at a conference), and then the encounter. If I understand it correctly the Real wasn’t the empirical Zizek stood in my street there, it was the disorientation/mild trauma experienced in the disruption of the other modes of representation when I suddenly saw him, big and hairy, looming right in front of me.


Old Mortality
by Chris on Jun.04, 2009, under Chris, philosophy
Thus that which is the most awful of evils, death, is nothing to us, since when we exist there is no death, and when there is death we do not exist.
Epicurus
Epicurus’ comment on death has been much studied, and much argued over. The idea seems simple enough: When I live I’m not dead (so no problem), when I’m dead I don’t exist and so don’t experience death (so no problem). In his Mortal Questions, Thomas Nagel makes the point that such thoughts cannot compensate for the lost life that would have been (especially poignant in the case of early death). We cannot comfort ourselves with the thought that the aeons in which we shall not exist are no different from those that preceded our birth. We are, now, and soon shall not be, ever again – and we know this. It makes a difference.
The Epicurean view did not comfort Philip Larkin (see the previous post, or click on the ‘Larkin’ tag for his unblinking contemplation of the unthinkable). Still, I do think that the Epicurean position does have some merit: it’s meant as a tool to counteract the very horror Larkin (and Nagel?) feel: death is not something you will ever experience, so live your life and stop worrying about it. It just doesn’t do the job for them; that doesn’t make it wrong, or foolish.
Some more Epicurean wisdom:
Nothing to fear from God
Nothing to feel in death
Evil can be overcome
Good can be achieved.
Cheer up! it may never happen. Well …cheer up, anyway.
Cartoon reblogged from Chaospet
The Horner Theory of the Months: March
by Chris on Feb.27, 2009, under Chris, General
It’s a good time to reflect on my theory.
Here it is: there are two key transitional months, which stand as opposites to each other. One is September: it begins in Summer and ends in Autumn. It has a dying fall.
The other is March, which starts in late Winter and ends in early Spring. The clocks go forwards; the days get longer. Just as January was the Monday of the year, mercifully short February flashed by in Winter’s final throes, March is the threshold to the really good days..SPRING April…May..SUMMER..
It’s not all that original but it cheers me up, anyway.
[..........] thou warnest well:
For Winters wrath beginnes to quell,
And pleasant spring appeareth.
The grasse now ginnes to be refresht,
The Swallow peepes out of her nest,
And clowdie Welkin cleareth.
(from The Shepherd’s Calendar)





